What did the zen master say to the hot-dog vendor?
“Make me one with everything.”
-forgot his name
How many zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
Two - one to change it, and one not to change it.
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Question: What is the name of the best Zen teacher?
Answer: M.T. Ness!
Question: What happens when a Zen master becomes totally absorbed with the computer he’s working with?
Answer: He enteres Nerdvana!
Q. What did the Irishman say to the Zen master?
A. I’m so far ahead of you I’m behind you 
How many zen masters does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. They are the light-bulb.